jasperhatesyourface:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

dean-thehotassbutt:

Every. Single. Person. That reblogs this will get a corny Halloween joke in their ask box. This month only.

YAS

Pls

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danisnotonfire:

new Sims 4 video continuing the adventures of ‘Dil Howlter’ - we make a house!

Reblogged from danisnotonfire

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

Reblogged from Beyond Wonderland

warlocksexalways:

People who get mad that people on Food Stamps can buy the same groceries they can are clearly angry that poor people have too many of the same rights as them

How DARE poor people eat real ppl food

Reblogged from The Nerd Goddess

jensenacklesfricklefrackle:

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

You forgot “omelette du fromage”

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